I am working on a list of questions to determine if a person is a man or not. The first question is--
Have you ever properly owned a Stetson? If, not that specific brand, then what and why?
For you see, a real man would have devoted some time, at a certain point of his life, into buying and wearing--indeed, and even defending--a Stetson hat.
I have done the above at 2 points of my life, the first in my early 20s--for no other reason.
Question number two: do you truly understand what it means to smoke a cigar? If so, please explain.
Question number three: do you know how to back up a trailer?
Question number four: do you have any idea about the nomenclature of engine motors? Yes or no, answer the question.